Greg Gutfeld accuses Oregon health authorities of being "devilish" for claiming that "urgency is the value of white supremacy."

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Happy Happy Day, America. So do I have a great soliloquy tonight? I think it's the best of the year. What is it in a hurry? You have to be somewhere, Sandra.

Sandras Smith:I love new places, I love new places.

Yes, anything. It's your very white, racially discriminatory bunch. Oh, look at you, I'm important, time is money, I'm wondering where to look, people to meet, eating bread and mayonnaise. You are a typical prejudice that is always in a hurry. Thank you very much. 

That's true. At least according to Oregon health officials, urgency is racial discrimination and postponed the meeting for reasons other than stating that "urgency is the value of white supremacy." Excuse me, it sounds a lot better than "the dog ate my alarm clock". 

But it raises an important issue. Am I qualified as a magnificent witch because my show starts on time every night? 

An email from the great magazine "Reason" for community health Equity Union Program Manager Daniel Droppers (great name) said the scheduled conversation went as planned, as urgency is the value of white supremacy that can interfere with more deliberate and thoughtful work. I told people I couldn't. He sleeps and calls when he is watching "The View" from the toilet. That's how I see it. 

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So it's racial discrimination for civilians to do your job, whether you're holding a scheduled meeting or teaching your children math. What a happy coincidence to be a person!It's a racial discriminator who does bothso don't worry. That way, everyone, not just the government, will fail. 

This is the Oregon State Health Department. This is the actual agency responsible for coordinating medical care and unloading COVID information during pandemics. So it's no wonder they ruined the situation over COVID, and it would have been racial discriminators who didn't. 

And can you paint with a wider brush? Blacks are never in a hurry. So every time Bolt says he overtakes a white man, it's the opposite of racial discrimination. "Hey, Usain, you're in a hurry. Slowly, you're starting to run like a white man." You know, I'm worried. I think something like this will appear in Fox.

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Now, another employee to educate the confusion about why urgency is racial discriminator. Pointed to a white anti-racial discriminator educator. The idea that harmless traits are actually evil evidence of white supremacy. Something like writing down something or becoming a perfectionist. 

We've come to the point where we don't understand when they use the term white supremacy. Do they mean it as an insult or a compliment? Well, you write down things. 

You seem to value your time and want to do things right. In short, you just described the perfect employee and everything that made this country the envy of the rest of the world. 

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Now, obviously, this is all part of the training material for diversity, inclusiveness, and fairness, D. I. E. In short, this is what any company promotes this junk. But what do you know? This is good news for lazy and incompetent workers. He is sleeping now. You are now fighting white supremacy, appearing in a late, unprepared, stinking liquor. 

Looking back, it was a normal Rosa Park at university. I have to admit, this is pretty devilish. So it's a great way to ruin someone's career. Tell them everything that makes you successful. It's like a boxing trainer telling his disciples. "Hey, if you want to be a world champion someday, don't go to the gym. Don't worry about your footwork. Smoking actually improves your lung capacity. Oh, and for God, don't avoid McDonald. Come on, it's delicious. "Tell others to fail by telling others that good traits are racial discriminators. 

CNN must have been implementing this plan for the past decade. Seeking a better way to jump over incompetent and deceptive colleagues suffering from white sin. You couldn't. You'll keep them all staying home until you're late and you'll win by appearing on time. You'll reach your potential. Oh, everyone will be fair if you lose. 

Of course, for non-responsible bureaucrats like Droppers, their incompetence is expected. Hell,The Public Health Department literally causes a pandemic and may still not be firedOf course, all you have to do on time is to collect taxes. is. 

Now, I have a question for Mr. Droppers. Droppers' name is perfect for those who set their own standards. If urgency is a racially discriminatory value, why not delay your salary? Like a few weeks. It will make us all a little more racially discriminatory. And what about your summer vacation? Is it cool if we avoid it in the fall? The beach in November is still nice. Don't even think. Nothing beats Robert Bird when it comes to overcoming traffic jams by leaving early Friday. Just forget about the sunscreen and put on a white hood. 

Think, you know, Obama, and Harris and Jackson, they are all the first in history and how much of them It's very white whether it comes first. 

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Immediately Never go to the emergency room. In other words, there may be more racialists than emergencies. Immediate response is required in an emergency. "Nurse, I need 200cc Atropin statistics. That is, whenever you get close to it. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound like a prejudice." Seriously, your urgency. Imagine being a doctor trying to suppress you. "My son, I need a pitectomy as soon as possible. Otherwise, the pit may rupture and die. O-M-G, I said as soon as possible. What is I, the doctor, or the plantation boss? Anyway, I'm hitting the link. I'll catch up tomorrow. Unless you're dead. " 

Yeah, I'm dead. death. Finally talk about escaping your own racial discrimination. And in fact, we should all be dead rather than being called racial discriminators. And the fact is that death isn't really the most racially discriminatory thing ever. please think about it. What do they call you when you die? slow. 

Greg Gutfeld is currently hosting "Gutfeld" on the FOX News Channel (FNC). Co-sponsored by (11:00 pm / ET on weekdays) and "The Five" (5 pm / ET on weekdays). He joined the network as a contributor in 2007. He is the author of several books.His latest work is "Plus: Self-help for those who dislike self-help"Click here for more information on Greg Gutfeld