What are the odds for what is almost impossible? Being astronomical, you risk betting on it by all your cents.
The contract is as follows: Before each of the three American golf majors, allow one shot to pick the winner from the world's most acclaimed golfers. Alas, the curse, your first choice-to win the Masters-doesn't even cut. I was unlucky, but please try again.
Next, choose from the most competitive players in the PGA Championship. Not only does he win, he doesn't cut. Hey, what's going on? It's crazy.
What power do you have to do your best, like the opposite demands and orders?
Oh, but another chance: Choose a winner from the same top players to win the National Open. But he also doesn't cut.
You are possessed. Or, as Ralph Wigam of The Simpsons said, "I fail in English. It's impossible."
But last week, almost impossible became a reality. Let's show that in history. There were three winners, not a big deal, but I missed all the cuts. no. It can't happen. But I did. Who is this huge fateful fortune teller?
That's the best part. Evidence exists only in the extreme opposite, but the man sells himself as a professional propaganda. But his legacy as a self-deceptive and proud blow hard is now solidified with fake stones.
Ladies and gentlemen, and whatever you choose to call yourself of all ages, never leave, and never leave, self-oil We welcome Mike Francesa, an intrigued intellectual.
Yes, Sitting Bull, now Brooks Koepka wins the Masters, Scottie Scheffler wins the PGA, and Cameron Smith wins the open, even though the podcast's gambling promotion claims it won't sink as low as it hosts. I advertised it. win. They all missed the cut. I didn't even reach the third round.
Do math. You do math. The great place of the third power.
Even by the high standards set by @BackAftaThis — Twitter makes Francesa's exaggerated, false bragging and self-important lies, and modest, false, expert ascension predictions. I've recorded it for years. The creator has never encountered such an impossible thing from Francesa.
This threatens Francesa's worst and highest increase. Some of them are as follows.
The University of Michigan's defense is the best I've ever seen in college football, and his omniscient declaration to completely shut down Ohio State University in the 2019 match. .. Ohio will struggle to make the first down against this unparalleled defense of Michigan.
Michigan loses, 62-39 — Wolverins has allowed the most points so far.
Then, just before Dysktra was arrested and convicted, there was a promotion of his takeaway of Lenny Dykstra as an investment genius with "Midas Touch". did. scam.
And a man who can forget his meteorological wisdom by rejecting just a few arrivals through a few drops of rain shower known as Hurricane Sandy.
And although he's barely visible and crazy, ignoring his expertise in choosing a major golf winner is "believable" with Francessa. No "history.
Hi, please. Try this at home. you can't.
You can "tell" someone who is out of priority
I "tell", that is, tilt your human hand to tell what you are like I believe in what is shown and in episodes that measure its value.
So this month, after Jets' first and fourth round draft topics, Source Gardner,spends $ 50,000 to buy the No. 1 jersey. Did. College — Lead from fellow CBD.J., I thought I'd tell you that. Gardner's priority is probably out of control. 50 grounds is a ridiculous amount of money spent on vanity plates.
Jets wrote the same in 2020 after choosing OLMekhi Becton — 6ft-7, 370lbs.
Tell: After signing with the Jets, Becton bought himself a huge necklace of gold and diamonds. It had his nickname — I guess in case he forgot it or preferred to read it upside down — “Big Ticket”. He is proud to report that this very noticeable consumption cost is $ 175,000. This is evidence of the value of his post-university scholarship. Yeah, a really big ticket.
This taught me that Becton would need to turn his bolt a little more to fully screw his head.
Since then, Becton has raised enough money (he signed a guaranteed $ 18.5 million). He reportedly weighed over 400 pounds last season after being restricted to one match due to a knee injury. Then he missed this season's OTA and gave birth to a child with his girlfriend.
Director Robert Surrey said Becton was "healthy" by his standards, but when Rheinman finally reported, he was a partridge, a turtle, a swan, and a French geese. Chickens, geese, and pear trees.
"Tell me" tells me a story, then I tell you. Am I misleading myself?
Thursday night at Yankee Stadium. Town Astros, the best game between two people in AL.
Houston manager Dusty Baker refused to win, but a good match. Third, as analysis-minded people may have noticed, Ryan Pressly allowed three hits, two walks, and four earned runs in one-third innings.
Through television broadcasts, YES was forced to show hundreds, perhaps thousands, of background shots of dozens of empty, near, field-level, best-seat seats. .. You know, as usual.
But the Yankees Randy's "Good Seat in the Sky" Levine was just a lockout idea to cancel the game and his beloved game on both WFAN and ESPN Radio-NY in March. Claimed to be tired of it.
This Yankee Stadium opens in 2009 At that time, "bottomline" Bud Selig claimed in a pre-match interview with Michael Kay that the media made an exaggerated "unfair" claim to ticket prices that were too high. He said he "personally inspected" all prices and found that all tickets were "affordable".
It was a silly, perhaps fraudulent claim at the time, with many seats priced between $ 650 and $ 1,500 per game, but it's still noticeably shameless after 13 seasons. It remains.
Rob Manfred, the well-maintained successor to Serig, has causedto have all the best seats still available, the Apple TV +, Amazon Prime Video, or Peacock. Do you think you are?
Past friction is no longer an issue
This week's heads-up TV shot: YES, Gerrit Cole massages Josh Donaldson's neck at the Yankees' dug out I found that. As Kay said, "What will change in a year?" When Donaldson was with the Twins last season,he accused Cole of illegally doctoring the ball by name
ESPN, which caused everyone in the Times to be the career and reputation of tennis analyst Daguadlerreckless and irrational destruction, read and hear about "guerrilla" tactics, and gorilla glue television. Every time I see an ad, I get hungry.
Former Viking, 49ers, Giants halfback — called to distinguish it from the fullback — Humakel Henny died at the age of 93. I was staring at his Viking football card. Growling and groaning, his body is towards you and the ball is in his right hand. Gangway.
Anonymous is from the reader "Anonymous" who claims to be the goddess of the Greek Leave Me Out of This (unless it's a donation, it's from me): Twice when leaving Yankee Stadium I was robbed. Anonymous does not buy it: "He had money left."