Select countries

00:00 Watch FA Cup highlights as Romelu Lukaku finds his form and the pressure increases on Alan Pardew
00:00 Charlotte Crosby tweets that she’s told Joshua Ritchie she’s in love with him… but deletes it seconds later
00:00 Blackface in Chinese Lunar New Year sketch draws criticism
00:00 Who was the second Survival Of The Fittest contestant to leave the show, how can you vote and who is still in the line-up?
00:00 Groves vs Eubank Jr: What time is fight TONIGHT, what TV channel is it on, live stream and who is on undercard for the World Boxing Super Series clash?
00:00 One must go: Labor condemns PM, Joyce spat
00:00 Scientists create first human-sheep hybrids
00:00 Eubank Jr vs Groves live stream and TV: How to watch big ITV Box Office fight online
00:00 Israel Gaza: Four Israeli soldiers injured in border blast
00:00 Florida, angry and grieving, takes gun protest to streets
00:00 Groves vs Eubank Jr FREE live stream: How to watch fight online without paying a penny – but there is a catch
00:00 See inside incredible £1.7m city centre home with five bedrooms, massive garden and separate apartment
00:00 George Groves vs Chris Eubank Jr live updates, full undercard results and reaction from world title showdown
00:00 Train companies claim uncomfortable 'ironing board' seats are due to strict Government regulations
00:00 Calls for inquiry over financial abuse of vulnerable care home residents as figures show 13,000 have been affected 
00:00 Heartbroken parents of little girl given months to live but doesn’t know she's ill make emotional plea for help
00:00 Liam Gallagher's rare outing with girlfriend at LFW
00:00 NBA boss denied conspiracy against Aust
00:00 Survival Of The Fittest's 'b****iest' contestants slammed for 'disrespectful' actions as Warren's birthday celebrations are thrown into chaos
00:00 Tracking pigeons could help us fight disease
00:00 Idris Elba kisses fiancée Sabrina Dhowre at Burberry show
00:00 Brighton 3-1 Coventry: Seagulls into FA Cup quarter-final
00:00 X-rays reveal secret side to Picasso's blue period masterpiece
00:00 British Steel owners line up £100m renaissance
00:00 British ISIS thug ANNIHILATED in airstrike as he plotted terror massacre in UK
00:00 Kim Kardashian looks cheeky in all-beige
00:00 Commuter branded ‘ignorant’ for complaining about delays caused by fatal crash
00:00 US students plan national school walkout over lack of gun control laws
00:00 Thousands join anti-gun rally in Florida
00:00 Alessandra Ambrosio poses naked and covers unmentionables
00:00 Fears Jamie Oliver's Barbecoa chain close to collapse
00:00 How old is Tom Jones, who was his wife Melinda Trenchard and what are some of The Voice 2018 legend’s biggest songs?
00:00 Eubank Jr vs Groves live stream and TV: How to watch ITV Box Office fight online TONIGHT
00:00 Transgender jockey wants to win a race as a woman too
00:00 Mass grave 'containing bodies of British hostages beheaded by Jihadi John found in Syria'
00:00 Groves vs Eubank Jr undercard: Who is fighting on TONIGHT’S huge World Boxing Super Series semi-final bill?
00:00 Liam Gallagher steps out with lookalike son Gene wearing head-to-toe Burberry at London fashion Week after confessing he’s never met his daughters
00:00 Groves vs Eubank Jr tale of the tape: How the fighters line up for TONIGHT’S World Boxing Super Series semi-final
00:00 Lagarde backs creation of a European Monetary Fund
00:00 City trader sues business partner for £1m over supercar fleet deal that broke down
00:00 Guy Verhofstadt mocks 'STUPID' Brexiteers and boasts EU is MORE popular since Leave vote
00:00 FA Cup draw: What time is quarter-final draw TONIGHT and how can I watch it? Live stream, TV channel, ball numbers, and presenters for draw
00:00 Groves vs Eubank Jr: What time is fight on TONIGHT, what TV channel is it on, live stream and who is on undercard for the World Boxing Super Series clash?
00:00 Hector Bellerin blasts back at critics over Arsenal FanTV comments
00:00 KFC reveals REAL reason behind chicken shortage SHUTTING DOWN branches in UK
00:00 Police launch murder enquiry after ‘company boss’s wife’ found dead at family home
00:00 Gary Oldman did not sleep or eat to keep Winston Churchill transformation in place, make-up designer reveals
00:00 Fleetwood Town sack head coach Uwe Rosler after seven straight defeats
00:00 Pressure rises on Standard Life Aberdeen ahead of £30bn blow
00:00 Are female-led companies the answer to sexual misconduct?
00:00 Maldives police arrest 25 after protest demanding...
00:00 Groves vs Eubank Jr prize money: How much will the World Boxing Super Series winner receive?
00:00 Glencore shakes off Congo scrutiny ahead of bumper results
00:00 Tyson Fury looking trim after shedding the pounds ahead of boxing return as he attends Groves vs Eubank Jr
00:00 Jury awards over $37M to family of woman slain in standoff
00:00 Florida shooter left chilling trail of anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic messages in Instagram group chat 
00:00 Where was the strongest earthquake ever recorded in the UK and are they very common?
00:00 Russian military unveils crack team of seals trained to plant bombs, repair ships and ‘attack the enemy with their razor sharp teeth’
00:00 Rugby player Damian Browne completes solo row across Atlantic Ocean 
00:00 UKIP members vote to sack embattled leader Henry Bolton
00:00 Nikolas Cruz's brother is taken to psychiatric facility 
00:00 Pressure mounts on FCA boss Andrew Bailey over handling of RBS scandal report
00:00 Pope renews Vatican's anti-sexual abuse panel
00:00 Return of PROJECT FEAR: German MEP claims Brexit will be ‘CATASTROPHIC’ in bizarre rant
00:00 German MEP predicts 'hard Brexit' and resurrects PROJECT FEAR in bizarre rant
00:00 Call to overhaul pension regulator after Carillion and British Steel pension fiascos
00:00 FA Cup draw LIVE as Chelsea, Manchester United and Tottenham find out their quarter-final opponents
00:00 Huddersfield 0-2 Manchester United live score and goal updates from FA Cup fifth round showdown
00:00 Cara Delevingne wows in Burberry's LGBTQ collection at LFW
00:00 Mexico earthquake: Helicopter crashes in emergency killing 14
00:00 Labour 'bullying' row as MP says she is 'ashamed' to witness treatment of female policy chief 
00:00 Britain's small business banking scandal - what lessons will be learnt?
00:00 Britney Spears soars as she recreates leap picture
00:00 ‘Sweet spot’ of pay rises and falling inflation set to offer households rare respite
00:00 Liam Gallagher reveals he has NEVER met his two daughters: ‘I haven’t got round to it’
00:00 George Groves vs Chris Eubank Jr LIVE at Manchester Arena
00:00 Seattle man who accused mayor of sexual abuse found dead
00:00 Woman arrested after being 'found half-naked with student'
00:00 Mama June is rushed to hospital after losing sight
00:00 Heny Bolton sacked as Ukip leader after losing vote of no confidence
00:00 Richard Leonard calls for apology over Labour council’s equal pay fight
00:00 Murder investigation launched after woman is found dead
00:00 Fathers take more days off work to care for sick children than mothers, survey of parents shows 
00:00 Ethan Hamilton Q&A: Who is Manchester United's youngster?
00:00 Britain's unlikely low alcohol beer revolution 
00:00 Andre Moritz claims he was axed by Crystal Palace in 2013 after Ian Holloway had ‘dream he wasn’t going to be happy’
00:00 Who is Ore Oduba, who is his wife Portia, when was their baby born and when did he win Strictly Come Dancing?
00:00 Charity warned aid workers coerced children 10 years ago
00:00 How the deal of the decade went horribly wrong for Hewlett Packard's Autonomy
00:00 The deal of the decade and how Britain's 'Bill Gates' could lose it all

Last news

00:00 "Hiç 'Yardımcı' olmadılar!"
00:00 মেলায় ক্রেতা বাড়ছে
00:00 Man who murdered, raped 7-year-old Pakistani girl sentenced to death
00:00 Vildt Valencia-comeback sikrer sejr over bundprop
00:00 Прогноз заключительного дня группового этапа Олимпиады-2018 от украинского хоккеиста
00:00 Las fotos más impactantes del día en el mundo, 17/02/2018
00:00 Watch FA Cup highlights as Romelu Lukaku finds his form and the pressure increases on Alan Pardew
00:00 وفاة الممثل المصري محمد متولي عن عمر يناهز 73 عاما
00:00 Charlotte Crosby tweets that she’s told Joshua Ritchie she’s in love with him… but deletes it seconds later
00:00 Στρατηγος ΔΗΜ.ΜΑΤΑΦΙΑΣ, ο ΜΥΘΟΣ : «Πέρναγε απέναντι κι έσφαζε τους Τούρκους σαν τα κατσίκια». «Μπραδέρι» με τον Οτσαλάν και παντοτινός στόχος της ΜΙΤ που τον έψαχνει για να τον σκοτώσει
00:00 Android: como configurar sua música favorita como alarme no seu telefone
00:00 My Husband Did Not Put His Sperm In My Food; Rice Seller Cries Out (Photos)
00:00 3 facing drug, weapons charges after Halifax police search
00:00 Интер поражен од Ђенове
00:00 Евровидение 2018: результаты второго полуфинала и видео выступлений участников Нацотбора
00:00 TV-vært bad superstjerne om at holde kæft: Nu kommer reaktionen
00:00 Tangisan sambut amah
00:00 У ВМС заперечують, що морських піхотинців убили через позастатутні відносини
00:00 Πούλησαν κλοπιμαία από εργοτάξιο στον ιδιοκτήτη άλλου
00:00 Az AWS nyerte a második elődöntőt, ők is esélyesek az idei Eurovízióra
00:00 Пропуск приемов пищи может привести к быстрому набору веса
00:00 Willian: Menang atas Hull di Piala FA Bangkitkan Semangat Chelsea
00:00 Su mamá le dio una tarea, ella quería salir y desesperadamente hizo esto
00:00 Полиция начала патрулирование 7 автодорог в 5 областях Украины
00:00 Icefi advierte que desavenencias internas entre la OEA y la Maccih están debilitando el esfuerzo anticorrupción en Honduras
00:00 Авиакомпания «Победа» запустила новый рейс из Москвы в Карловы Вары из Внуково
00:00 Medie: Teenagepiger udskrevet fra sygehus i Esbjerg
00:00 Sex & Relationships: 4 out of 5 women want you to do this in bed
00:00 Tanpa USG, Jenis Kelamin Bayi Bisa Ditebak dengan Cara Ini
00:00 কী হয়েছে অর্থমন্ত্রীর?
00:00 Patín: mirá la performance de la pareja que emocionó y se llevó el oro en los Juegos Olímpicos de Invierno
00:00 Jonas em branco na Luz um ano depois (mas a “fortaleza aérea” resolveu)
00:00 Wales earthquake is biggest 'onshore UK event' in 10 years
00:00 Fahnenträger Frenzel - Von meiner Gold-Prämie kaufe ich mir einen Grill
00:00 Nach Platz 16 - Verzichtet Dahlmeier jetzt auf die Staffel?
00:00 Besuch im Niemandsland - BamS an der gefährlichsten Grenze der Welt
00:00 Er rannte 6km zum ersten Date - Aljonas Mann erzählt die Geschichte ihrer Liebe
00:00 Sakarya'da kayınbirader dehşet saçtı
00:00 REAL SCOOP: IHIT on the scene of Coquitlam murder
00:00 Pasticcio Skriniar-Ranocchia Poi Pandev, sprofondo Inter A Marassi il Genoa vince 2-0 La Roma è terza: la classifica
00:00 Embajador de Francia: Comunidad internacional está aquí para seguir apoyando la lucha contra la corrupción
00:00 So kommentiert Deutschland: Sicherheitskonferenz - "Nehmt Gabriel! In SPD ist weltpolitisches Format gerade nicht im Übermaß zu finden"
00:00 Η Ρίτα Όρα στο Κόσοβο για την «ημέρα ανεξαρτησίας»
00:00 Man United draws Brighton in FA Cup quarterfinals
00:00 Дмитрий Свищёв: «Не хочу участвовать в закрытии Игр под нейтральным флагом»
00:00 سلطات تاونات: مواطنون تسببوا في وفاة هذا المسن
00:00 Biden, in public and private, tiptoes toward a 2020 run
00:00 В Москве электричка сбила мужчину
00:00 Petition circulating opposing Montreal’s plan to close part of Mount Royal to drivers
00:00 Они все время пытаются нас подловить
00:00 Τραγωδία στην Κρήτη - Τον καταπλάκωσε το τρακτέρ του και πέθανε
00:00 Presidente de Honduras junto con los países cooperantes reafirman la vigencia del convenio OEA-MACCIH
00:00 Se activa alerta sísmica en algunos puntos de la CDMX
00:00 Jerónimo quer "independência financeira" e prepara recrutamento de militantes
00:00 Blackface in Chinese Lunar New Year sketch draws criticism
00:00 Fraga, a nova dirigente do PSD, apresentou queixa-crime contra ministros de Passos
00:00 В Одесі під час пожежі житлового будинку загинуло 2 людини
00:00 Более десятка компаний заинтересовались украинской ГТС
00:00 Who was the second Survival Of The Fittest contestant to leave the show, how can you vote and who is still in the line-up?
00:00 Winter Olympics: Nigeria’s first skeleton athlete, Simidele ends race
00:00 Победителями второго полуфинала нацотбора на Евровидение-2018 стали Kadnay, Tayanna и Melovin
00:00 Groves vs Eubank Jr: What time is fight TONIGHT, what TV channel is it on, live stream and who is on undercard for the World Boxing Super Series clash?
00:00 Hamburg - Das muss weh tun!: Hier hängt Hamburgs krassester Piercer
00:00 6 قتلى في حادث اصدام قطار وسيارة لنقل المستخدمين في طنجة
00:00 Guy Smarts: Why your deodorant might be making you flabby, tired, and impotent
00:00 "Евровидение-2018": названы все финалисты Нацотбора
00:00 Waters’ field goal gives LSU 64-63 win over Missouri
00:00 Personil Disibukkan Side Project, Alter Bridge Tetap Targetkan Rilis Album Keenam Tahun Depan
00:00 India-Iran Sepakat Tingkatkan Upaya Stabilitas Afghanistan
00:00 Ученые рассказали, как люди воспримут встречу с инопланетянами
00:00 Eniştelerini ve ablasını vurup intihar etti
00:00 Sakarya’da iki grup arasında çatışma: 2 ölü 2 yaralı
00:00 Фанаты команды Ярмоленко едва не довели футболиста своего клуба до самоубийства
00:00 أسامة النجيفي ينفي طلبه من أمريكا تأجيل الانتخابات في بلاده 
00:00 Россия требует от ОБСЕ и Украины оперативной реакции на угрозы Россотрудничеству в Киеве, - Лукашевич
00:00 Κριστίν Λαγκάρντ: «Συνεργαστήκαμε πολύ καλά με την Ιρλανδία, την Πορτογαλία ή την Κύπρο, με την Ελλάδα ήταν πιο δύσκολο, αλλά εκεί όλα είναι δυσκολότερα»
00:00 [사진]청백전 선발로 나선 베렛
00:00 Florida student Emma Gonzalez to lawmakers and gun advocates: 'We call BS'
00:00 PPP Inginkan Cawapres Pendamping Jokowi dari Kalangan Santri
00:00 معارك شرسة بين الجيش اليمني والحوثيين بالحديدة.. والشرعية تتقدم
00:00 Нацотбор на Евровидение-2018: стали известны имена еще трех участников финала
00:00 Avaz.ba na licu mjesta / Banovići: U vrijeme eksplozije u diskoteci bilo mnogo mlađih osoba, među njima i Kukićev sin
00:00 প্রশ্নপত্র ফাঁস: পদত্যাগে গররাজি শিক্ষামন্ত্রী
00:00 Разочарование канцелярии президента Польши переговорами Розенко и Глинского необоснованно, - МИД
00:00 One must go: Labor condemns PM, Joyce spat
00:00 Comisión Permanente definirá agenda para este miércoles
00:00 مانشستر يونايتد إلى ربع نهائي كأس الاتحاد الانكليزي
00:00 Scientists create first human-sheep hybrids
00:00 شرطة المالديف تعتقل 25 شخصا بعد احتجاج يطالب باعتقال الرئيس  
00:00 Polisi: Selain Pemakai, Dhawiya dan Keluarganya Diduga Juga Jadi Pengedar Narkoba

Happy Valentine’s images, funny gifs, cheeky memes and sarcastic quotes

VALENTINE'S DAY!

February 14 is here again and while some of us are feeling super loved-up, others will be looking got a little humour to perk their days up

HAPPY Valentine's Day!

February 14 is here again and while some of us are feeling super loved-up, others will be looking got a little humour to perk their days up. Here are some of the best Valentine's themed gifs, memes and quotes to celebrate whichever mood that you're in.

 It's the annual day of 'love' - but that doesn't mean it can't be funny

Alamy

It's the annual day of 'love' - but that doesn't mean it can't be funny

Not a fan of being lovey-dovey today?

Check out this selection of funny gifs and memes from across the web.

And just remember, even if you don't have a hot date tonight you're not really alone - because thousands of other people are in exactly the same boat.

Valentine's memes from across social media

If you're looking for some  cheeky Valentine's Day themed quotes to lift your mood, check out a few of these.

  • "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin
  • "If you can stay in love for more than two years you're on something" - Fran Lebowitz
  • "Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." - Jay Leno
  • "I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Anonymous
  • "Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th." - David Letterman
  • "I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV" - Tracy Smith
  • "If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred pounds" - Unknown
  • "Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." - Jules Renard
  • "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." - Oscar Wilde
  • "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy." – Henry Kissinger
  • "A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days" - Tim Allen
  • "Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." - Phyllis Diller
  • "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz
  • "Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone." - Lewis Black
  • "Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January." - Jim Gaffigan
Jose Mourinho super fan Vivien Bodycote gets new tattoo for Valentines Day