The Lifestyle section of The Guardian offers practical advice for the well-meaning middle class. The most common non-critical dilemmas this solves are:
I'm tired
If you're tired doing things that make you tired, you're just tired. If you are unusually tired. If you are in a state of extreme fatigue with frequent paralysis, go to the F**KING DOCTOR in case you are about to die.
Should I put ice in my white wine?
If you're a real wine lover with expensive wines, probably not. Otherwise, yeah, if you want. Next.
I wish I could have had sex with more
From a man who is happily married and does not want to risk it at any cost. I am always sent. No solution, right? Try groaning at your friends.
The dough does not rise well
Find a cook you can trust. Delia, follow the instructions exactly. Stickman has no unique curse.
Should she leave her husband with a Moroccan waiter who is 30 years younger?
No. It was easy.
Do I need a TV license if I only watch on my laptop?
Yes. This is very common knowledge. Guardian The leader's aging and very clever high-tech loopholes made the system unbeatable.
Do soulmates exist?
Clearly, you have more in common with a person. But we don't live in Lord of the Fucking King Rings, so our love lives aren't ruled by magic.
How can we reduce our carbon footprint?
Do you know the obvious sources of carbon dioxide, such as flying, driving, etc.? Please reduce It's a tricky concept, but you'll eventually get the hang of it.
Which houseplant should I get?
Which green thing would you like to see? But it's not a rare type that costs 200 pounds. that's just stupid.
My partner and I have a year gap
Again, unless you can do it in a time machine, there is no solution other than "break up" . If the gap is tiny (say he's 6 years), you're just wasting everyone's time. In fact, you are all just wasting everyone's time.
