Elsewhere in pop culture, it's like waiting for another Louboutin stiletto to fall. But one was completely shocked to learn that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson decided to be the dreaded "just good friends." Their famous nine-month flirtation was seemingly doomed by "distance and a demanding work schedule." I was really rooting for them, and after 3 marriages and 5 boyfriends (she) and 9 girlfriends (him), it's logical that these adorable, incurable romantics are finally here. It seemed like it was time to calm down and settle down with each other, right? Oh! It wasn't.
During their tumultuous courtship, the couple weathered many storms and triumphed where lesser mortals would fail. Who can forget the Met Gala when Kim literally starved for almost a month just to stuff (almost) into a sequin dress once owned by Marilyn Monroe? Can you imagine how hungry she must have been, yet Pete bravely stood by her and lent her hair dye. And with Kim's name branded on her chest and her children's initials tattooed on her arm, we've all been there.
Then there was the White House Correspondents' Club dinner, where Walter Cronkite received his journalism award. They were being hailed as ace reporters for both his CNN and Bravo, but they weren't. Why is a geek he was at prom to show that they are intelligent people to be taken seriously! Honestly, even the most esteemed press mug for the camera sometimes! Haven't you ever seen a wild photo of a tattooed and shirtless Jake Tupper sticking his tongue out?
Everywhere Kim and Pete set foot, hellish paparazzi escaped, robbing them of much-needed privacy. From roller coasters to fancy pizza restaurants on Staten Island, cameras were there to record all the PDAs. We all know that the very low-key star of The Kardashians avoids the limelight. It must have been sheer torture to be seen constantly in the tabloids. Kim and Pete date like normal people, spend quiet nights at home (rather thanthe Kardashians) watching reality TV, eating guacamole and potato chips. They might have had a chance to succeed away from the prying eyes of the press. But now we will never know.
Clearly, Kete's breakup is due to their 13-year age gap, Kanye West and Kim's four young children, Ye himself and his satanic campaign to crush Pete, or It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they seemed to have little in common. So what was it? The relationship that began with "Aladdin" and "Jasmine"'s magical kiss on SNL seems to have been forever blessed by Disney itself. But as time goes on, we all wear ourselves out. One day you will be young and rich, and the next day he will be a year older and rich. Perhaps one morning he wakes up on a superyacht or something and finds a glass of water with dentures and a bedside life on his table He alerts You may have realized that you need to replace it with a lower model.
It's still a brand new split and I'm still holding out hope for a second act of these adorable lovers.In preparation, I'm preparing a possible wedding gift (I was thinking of matching the islands of the South Pacific).If you hear rumors of a possible settlement, please let me know. Kardashian and Davidson: Take Two will renew my faith in true love against all odds. Plus, Pete never had to remove these tattoos.
