Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
So this is what Pete Edochie meant when he said we shouldnâ€™t be kneeling down. Who else is taking notes? ğŸ“ğŸ¤£ğŸ¤£ğŸ¤£ pic.twitter.com/xKaNRTE8d3
— DemoLa (@Demo__UK) February 21, 2020
Feminist waiting for Pete Edochie to apologize. https://t.co/pZvWjzYBzs
— Unu Amaro Kam Sá»‹rá»‹ Kwado (@AfamDeluxo) February 21, 2020
South Africans when they bring out their best names for cardi and she be like nehh…… chioma b pic.twitter.com/mjmiMOm6Qq
— Khlvinâ˜„ (@khlvinkingsley) February 21, 2020
Nigerians to South Africans after Cardi B adopted Chioma B as her official African nameğŸ˜‚ğŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/dUKBbNcpfQ
— Ã“GBÃ‰NÃ AGÃ™NTÃÃSÃ’LÃ’ ğŸ¤ŸğŸ¼ (@ThatTallPR) February 21, 2020
South Africans: @iamcardib here is a new name
Chioma B : pic.twitter.com/884yq0P0SQ
— Paul Ugochukwu (@PaulUgochukwu) February 21, 2020
Please if you are married, be proud and add it to your profile. I can't be shooting shot at married women. I don't what anybody to shoot shot at my wife in the future. Thank you!
— Your Guardian AngelğŸ˜‡ (@AskMeWhatIWant) February 21, 2020
I lost a few brain cells reading this tweet. https://t.co/Hw5Y1izw9Y
— Aproko Doctorâ„¢ (@aproko_doctor) February 21, 2020
After collecting the charm from the native doctor and one of the otedolas' agrees to hang out with him
Speed Darlington: pic.twitter.com/8QG6QhjeYY
— Overcummer (@elcataphy_) February 21, 2020
The â€˜Lâ€™ in Nigerian Tailors stands for Lies.
— Samuel Mbah (@__Mbah) February 21, 2020
Singing… Valentime has ended, where's your period? You are sitting alone…. Crying!!! ğŸ˜…ğŸ˜‚
— Prof. Chief Doc Josh (@dr_dannyjosh) February 21, 2020