Vaneisa: The empire of Enid Blyton, and other stories—colonialism via crumpets and tea

English colonialism has left a long and often miserable legacy. Cricket and tea have often been cited as the most positive contributions to its former colonies, but my interest today is not in exploring the quality of those exports.

Something else triggered me.

I was thinking of the impact of Enid Blyton, the writer of mostly children’s books (more than 600 of them), and how they must have influenced so many childhood minds.

Prolific late British author Enid Blyton.
(via BBC)

Blyton, born in 1897, began to achieve commercial success in the 1930s. Checking out her background, I learned that 600 million copies of her books have been sold, and they have been translated into 90 languages.

In 2019, she was the fourth most translated author in the world, coming behind Agatha Christie, Jules Verne and the divine Will Shakespeare. Even after her death in 1968, the books are still widely popular—being churned out throughout the Commonwealth with editing to remove or tone down some of the sexist, racist, outdated and prudish content.

It might not be too far a stretch to suggest that she has perhaps been the biggest purveyor of the ideals and values of a particular English class. The empire’s strongest weapon of conquest!

Enid Blyton character, Noddy, is carjacked by golliwogs in her story, Here Comes Noddy.

Her writing style has been knocked for its simplicity, and she had quite rightly retorted that her books were meant for a certain age group, and not for nit-picking, critical adults.

I remember that Enid Blyton books were the delight of my childhood. I bet every reader enjoyed them during that age of curiosity and wonder. The Famous Five, the Secret Seven, The Enchanted Wood, The Wishing Chair, The Faraway Tree, Mr Pink Whistle—all those series were treasures. She was publishing up to 50 books a year!

Wherever the British Empire sunk its teeth into foreign conquests, Blyton took root. Indian novelist, Sandip Roy, said she “colonised young Indian minds far more easily than the British East India company”, as he commented on how her books “shaped not just our childhoods, but an entire trajectory of our reading”.

A popular Enid Blyton story.

Writing about her in an essay in 2021, he suggested that: “Blyton’s greatest accomplishment as a writer might have been not in her home country of England but in the spell she cast over its former colonies, especially India. She colonised us with crumpets and make-believe.”

It was true for me, and I am sure all of her readers. Those lands of “make-believe” were wonderful places for the imagination to visit. They bred a sense of excitement at possibilities and adventure—vital supplies to enrich otherwise humdrum lives.

Perhaps the allure might now be referred to as escapism, which is what I suspect fuelled Blyton. It was also an introduction into a way of life that was completely alien, especially in the descriptions of the foods.

An illustration of a picnic in an Enid Blyton story.

One could only guess at scones and crumpets, tongue, blancmange, marzipan and treacle—staples of her picnic feasts. It was only a few years ago, trying to make Guinness bread, I discovered that treacle was molasses.

This came to me as I thought about a suggestion made by an English cricket writer who was reviewing my Worrell biography manuscript. He thought I should explain what mauby is for English readers. I had mentioned it as a popular drink made from the refreshing bark.

I didn’t say it to him, but I immediately thought two things. Enid Blyton never felt she should tell me what treacle was; and I was not writing a book for the English audience, and they could do what all of us do when we encounter the unfamiliar: look it up.

A glass of mauby anyone?

But many things emerged from this mind excursion. Primarily, how powerful the influences of our youth can be—and how here in T&T, in the Caribbean, we still do not see how early a child’s development begins.

When educators lament that students arrive at secondary schools and tertiary level institutions woefully unprepared for the standards expected, it is because we have tailored systems that deprive little children from experiencing the joys of the imagination and the pleasures of discovery. We want to drill them into becoming soldiers of rote.

I also thought about the subtleties of the colonial experience, which have seeped into foolish practices that we perpetuate without reflection.

The woman who donned a curtain as a cape in order to be allowed into a public building was a magnificent example of the absurdity of that backward thinking.

Queen Elizabeth II walks through the UWI Campus in Trinidad on 7 February 1966, during a tour of the Caribbean.
She was accompanied by Minister of Education and Culture Donald Pierre (right).
(Copyright AP Photo)

A friend revealed that she too was recently turned away for wearing a sleeveless top. I recalled being told I could not enter the building in Chaguanas to either renew my passport or my driving permit (I can’t remember which), but I was able to retrieve a shawl in my car and proceed.

That was many years ago and it boggles that these are considered sensible and practical rules. Are they meant to uphold some kind of standard? We live in the tropics—have we forgotten that?

Is it that in our unfriendly state towards the climate we feel that a building is more reputable if its air-conditioning requires occupants to wear overcoats and scarves? It doesn’t make sense at all.

What does this have to do with Enid Blyton? It has everything to do with the way our minds can be conditioned, especially through childhood exposures.

Enid Blyton’s Treasure Hunter.

Colonialism in coats and tails sipping a cup of tea—up the Faraway Tree.


Football news:

<!DOCTYPE html>
Kane on Tuchel: A wonderful man, full of ideas. Thomas in person says what he thinks
Zarema about Kuziaev's 350,000 euros a year in Le Havre: Translate it into rubles - it's not that little. It is commendable that he left
Aleksandr Mostovoy on Wendel: Two months of walking around in the middle of nowhere and then coming back and dragging the team - that's top level
Sheffield United have bought Euro U21 champion Archer from Aston Villa for £18.5million
Alexander Medvedev on SKA: Without Gazprom, there would be no Zenit titles. There is a winning wave in the city. The next victory in the Gagarin Cup will be in the spring
Smolnikov ended his career at the age of 35. He became the Russian champion three times with Zenit

23:02 Flooding ongoing across eastern and southern Trinidad
21:01 Minority Leader to Deputy Chief Sec: Clear the air on staff salaries
21:01 Lafast Motors signs exclusive deal to sell electric cars
20:58 Vybz Kartel Scolds His Sons Likkle Vybz & Addi For Mocking Cashier
20:58 21 Savage Link Up With Popcaan In Jamaica His Second Trip Outside US
20:21 Roger Jacob: Capturing moments, making history
20:14 Flooding ongoing across eastern, southern Trinidad
20:14 Red Force aim for second gear in Super50
17:33 Mayor: Road-patching programme for Port of Spain
16:41 Nicholas Paul shatters Pan Am sprint record to reach quarter-finals
16:31 CAL adds 42 flights for Tobago carnival
16:31 Freeport police shot at, Enterprise woman held with ammo
15:13 Judge refuses midnight injunction to Venezuelan
9:57 Senators, NCIC hit vandalism
8:04 NCIC head appeals for respect, tolerance of religions, cultures
8:04 Senator: Corrupt police scaring citizens
5:57 Senators, NCIC hit vandalism – STOP TEMPLE ATTACKS
5:57 'I need emotional support'
4:15 The making of Japan Soca Weekend
1:56 Noble: Are we all living pipe dreams, like Mahal, while T&T suffers?
21:01 Daly Bread: Thinking amphitheatre for pan
18:30 Dear Editor: The late BC Pires embodied the spirit of the Calypso Tent
5:28 Mekelia Miller uses queen platform to serve communities
5:14 Triple national award winner vows to serve
5:12 The Secret of The Swamp As Darkness Gathers
5:11 Sophie the New York Fashion Week model
4:57 Erica Mena Questions Mona Scott-Young’s Olivia Pope Post After Firing
4:53 Kheisha Nicholls plans for equity in education
4:50 Caribbean cyclists dominate stage three of 'Classic'
4:50 Ten-man Fatima stun San Juan North 5-2, take No 1 spot
4:50 Bright spark for survivor of Paria diving tragedy
4:45 Erica Williams-Connell lauds preservation of father's legacy
4:45 US-trained educator to host dementia care workshops
4:45 Crime talks, crime questions
4:23 SSFL 23: Kyle tricks QRC in remarkable “Saints” revival; Fatima jump to first
20:56 Trade unions meet with Opposition ahead of budget
20:07 Mayaro MP hurt over murder of Rio Claro girl
19:04 Cops probe two murders, fatal police killing
19:04 Cops probe two murders, police killing
18:29 Stakeholders call for systematic documentation of Carnival
17:15 Valencia fire leaves 7 homeless
14:55 Seamstresses gifted sewing pattern kits from trade ministry
14:27 Rowley: Preserve Trinidad and Tobago’s heritage and learn from it
14:27 Bail to continue for Chinese national accused of meth trafficking
14:27 Tobago fisherfolk want gas rebates in budget
14:24 Central Bank: Food price rises easing
13:57 Vaneisa: It’s no wonder that citizens feel disrespected and disregarded
12:12 Government to decide on HDC house for Peterkin family
12:12 Bad weather leaves million $$ damage
11:59 Pastor: A dark day for Trinidad and Tobago as murdered siblings buried
8:13 Crime talks off on wrong foot
8:13 Rowley’s admission of failure
7:55 We need healthy sexuality conversations
23:59 Signal Hill athletes shine in cross-run
23:59 Alexander bags hat-trick for Scarborough in SSFL girls division
23:48 Cuban Embassy In Washington, D.C. Attacked
23:24 Mexican beats Campbell to Tobago Cycling Classic stage 2 win
23:24 West Indies women’s coach wants ‘calypso’ cricket vs Aussies
22:38 Bail denied to Trinidadian wanted in US on drug-trafficking charges
21:42 Mayaro Football League kicks off on Saturday
21:42 Army coach laments draw: No freebies in Caribbean Cup
21:11 Flawless San Juan welcome Fatima in SSFL
20:01 Chief Sec: Thanks to me, Dutch apologised for slavery
16:45 San Fernado corporation employee shot dead near work
16:45 San Fernando corporation employee shot dead near workplace
16:41 Fyzabad man killed, friend injured
16:41 San Fernando corporation workers protest over poor working conditions
16:27 T&TEC closes two service centres on Saturdays
16:27 Appeal Court rejects Chinese contractor’s plea for Las Alturas repayment plan
16:27 Port Authority to appeal Superfast Galicia ruling
16:27 Tobago fishermen want answer on Barbados/Trinidad and Tobago flying fish dispute
16:27 Throwing down the gauntlet
16:27 Judge orders Facebook user to pay NCRHA’s CEO $1m for Facebook libel
15:17 Rio Claro girl, 13, among two shot dead at home
10:18 Bad weather sweeps across south, central – 11 ROOFS BLOWN OFF
10:18 Strong winds affect CAL, hangar roofs blown off
6:44 Trinidad and Tobago’s Shane Ramnarine shines on New York fashion stage
6:33 Keeron Isaac promoting culture through books, merchandise
6:18 Funeral assoc head tells father of Guanapo 4: Police to blame for decaying bodies
6:18 Cycling on the Avenue returns after 4-year hiatus
6:16 Coco Velvet screening for Miss Tobago pageant
6:13 Crime-fighting strategies for Trinidad and Tobago
6:10 Food loss and waste: An unacceptable reality
3:58 Bounty Killer Gives Najeeriii His Flowers Despite Not Understanding His Lyrics
3:13 AC close Caribbean campaign with solitary point, after D/Force draw
22:09 British High Commission not involved in UK investigator’s work in Trinidad and Tobago
21:04 Increased arrivals for cruise season
19:57 Granny threatens Children’s Authority with lawsuit
19:57 Grandmother threatens Children’s Authority with lawsuit
19:01 American Jonathan Brown takes Stage 1 at Tobago Cycling Classic
18:09 British High Commission not involved in EMM’s work in Trinidad and Tobago
16:45 Chief Sec: Seven-man team to monitor Kilgwyn Bay project
16:17 Ex-cop sentenced to 7 years for causing death by dangerous driving
16:17 Judge orders SWRHA to release dad’s medical records
16:13 Arms, drugs seized – suspect facing deportation
16:13 2 charged for Arouca man’s murder
16:13 Put the pawi on the money
15:49 Tobago Business Chamber: Stakeholders must be included in cross-party crime talks
15:38 Opposition leader: Raise minimum wage to $25/hr
15:35 Trade ministry responds to European ban on Trinidad and Tobago fish