Quiz: Where will you be when rapture takes place?

Saying you’re somewhere when you’re not

Lying about the price of an item you bought

Saying you’re ready when you’re not

Saying you’re on your way when you’re not even ready

You’re fun-loving and outgoing. Here for the good time and nothing stressful. So it’s only right that rapture meets you in your comfort zone.

You’re a couch potato. However, you may not be in front of the TV when the trumpet sounds. But you’ll be somewhere inside that your house sha. Sure thing.

0r jet, or plane, or bus, in a car or on a bike. Because you are not the kind of person that really use to sit down in one place like that, you’re likely to be on the move when rapture takes place.

That all your enemies should die by fire, and that your dreams of relocating to canada will come to pass, among several other things.

Or maybe under. But it is 69% [see what I did there?] sure that that’s where Jesus will come and meet you. Hopefully the person will be your wife/husband. If not... 💀💀💀

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