Editorial staff
We have one of the highest murder rates in the world and we are in the top tier of the world’s worst rapists.
Let the good news spread far and wide beyond our borders: Foreign tourists – South Africa is the safest place on earth! Just three of you have been murdered here since the glorious ANC government took power in 1994! Extrapolating that piece of information from Tourism Minister Lindiwe Sisulu, you can conclude, then, that you are a lot safer in this country as a visitor from abroad than you would be as a local. To make you feel even better, our national gumshoe, fedora-toting Minister of Police Bheki Cele, is on the case. Already, there has been a press conference....
