Women prefer interesting men. -Billed as these. If you're not yet an aficionado of any of these hobbies, try them out and prepare for a sexual tsunami.
Steam engines
As you drag her to a secluded cheesy village to watch a metal Hulk moving at 12 miles per hour, ask yourself – how would your girlfriend want to turn on? If the answer is "boring", please provide a number of facts about how this later model differs from what you saw last week in a similar, if not the same, situation
Reading graphic novels
Women drop to their knees and weaken at the thought of men reading. in them. They find superheroes particularly intellectually impressive. After showing her the pristine First Edition collection, I suggest she dress up like her incredibly busty heroine on her page, and she says you'll be "She-Hulk." Take off her clothes faster than you can say.
Fly Fishing
Women love the idea of a macho survivalist like her Grylls. In your case, hundreds of pounds of fishing gear. Take her fishing one weekend. After she starts in the canals at 7:00 am, she gets soaked in various ways and fishes out exotic species such as 'perch' and 'trout'.
Clay Shooting
There is something intrinsically erotic about the act of shooting. It might look a bit like an ejaculating cock? Anyway, if you wear tweed and protective earmuffs and shoot the falling plate shards, and a pottery-based war breaks out, she's an implicit guarantee that she'll be safe with you, so if she's her
Brewing
Shakespeare once said, "Beer is the food of love." I said Prove him right by involving a female friend in cleaning the home brew pressure barrel and measuring the yeast. Or give her a special night out for you and your buddies beer tasting night at the local flat roof pub...but be careful. Heavy Stout is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Attorney General Suella Braverman
Petroleum is a completely natural miracle fuel, so juicy meats cooked on a barbecue grilled with the right gasoline Nothing beats steak.
Yes, he recently received a £10,000 campaign donation from a climate change skeptic, but it does not affect my views on the environment. I've always been a fan of coal and oil, and I firmly believe endangered species is a scam by Greenpeace to get you into buying a cuddly Arctic fox toy.
Gasoline BBQ gives your food a unique flavor, like sucking on a piece of charred metal in a heavy traffic jam. Also, you don't have to worry about charcoal or fire starter bags. Gasoline rises quickly and you can immediately start infusing your food with a delicious pungent odor.
Most importantly, it's good for the planet. Society cannot progress without petrol, gas and oil. Do you want to live in a filthy shack with no electricity, toilets or internet access, or do you favor unregulated fracking? Those are literally the only two options.
So why the environment? Do conservationists say we should reduce our use of fossil fuels? Simple – they are all ganja-addicted middle-class spenders with dreadlocks who have shrunk their brains to the size of peanuts.
As for global warming, how could it matter when it's snowing? I often say, "Suela, I can't believe you have a degree."
The cynic suggests that my comments are all transparent attempts to jump on the anti-awakening bandwagon. But you don't just want your car confiscated, do you want all boys in the UK to have their penises cut off by order of the transgender police? Celebrate personal freedom with Gasoline his barbecue. Make sure you are well away from cars, homes, children, pets, or anything other than asbestos.
