If UK wages If hit by rapid inflation? Avoid yet another financial crisis with this government advice.
Ask for higher wages
It doesn't matter if wages aren't keeping up with rising prices. All you have to do is kick open the door to your boss's office, show him the bad news on the phone, and demand a $20 raise. They look at your point of view, pick up a blower, and ask HR to add some zeros to the end of your payment packet... problem solved.
Living with your parents
Are you struggling to pay the rent that has doubled in recent years? If your grandparents are still alive, move back in with your parents who had to move back in with your grandparents and save some money. Gathering around a candle to keep warm, everyone looks like a happy Victorian family of beggars.
Cancel your Netflix account
The £10.99 monthly fee you pay Netflix is the source of all your financial misery. This is why I can't afford a home security deposit or her £5,300 utility bill. The government is doing all it can by reluctantly subsidizing you for intercourse, so it's time to sacrifice one of the few joys left in your life to lose weight.
Get another job
Yes, you have a low-paying day job and an even poorer side job at night, you could still do more. There must be a way you can monetize sleep and unprofitable bathroom breaks, right? The internet is full of weirdos who pay good money to see stuff like that.
Energy companies Working at
Have you seen how much they make from their bonuses? Even if you only work there for a few months, you'll probably have it for the rest of your life. How hard would it be to sit in your office and see a graph with a vertical profit line that stretches to the ceiling? Email your resume, then put your feet up.
Interesting Do you think Bernd would give your pet a "creative" name that would confuse vets? Try these:
Sir Horatio Pasington McKittingley III
Wow, is it weird to give your cat an incredibly long name that reminds you of an 18th century sea captain? Or what? But what's really funny is that within his 10 minutes of his ridiculously elaborate naming ceremony filmed for TikTok, you and everyone else call him "Little Girl."
Craig
You chose a boring human name for your witty, picky little Chihuahua. Live up to his 15 years and you will be burdened with a boring name all the way.
Bella
The only thing worse than giving a dog a generic human name is choosing a generic dog name. Not only does he have a Labradoodle named Bella, but he also has kids named Olivia and Jack, a home with classy gray interiors, a Land Rover in his Evoque, and a sofa with 'Live, Laugh, Love' cushions. There will be In other words, you have no imagination.
Princess Her Twilight Sparkle
You let her 9-year-old daughter name the kittens in 2010, but the two It seemed like a fitting name. Now your daughter is out of the house, and your cat is a horrible old one with split ears and missing teeth. I've wondered if you think you're a Bronnie every time your full name is called out. I think it's going to be the exact opposite. Unfortunately, chewing, scratching, and chewing cables turned out to be typical of bastards in general, so the joke is on you.
Adolf Hitler
Nothing is more fun than having a veterinary nurse yell "Adolf Hitler" in a crowded room. Well, as far as vets are concerned, it's to rinse you for thousands of pounds of unnecessary treatment, you stupid prick.
