The movie Carry On, a farce of Tory leadership, is getting weirder by the day.
Show-off Liz Truss half expect to do a Barbara Windsor tribute her strip her show. But no, don't go there.
Desperate and self-proclaimed underdog Rishi Sunak came up with the most outlandish idea ever: Whitehall He exiled himself to Yorkshire for a year for Mandarin. .
A former prime minister who found the county on a map while searching for a safe seat in parliament believes civil servants will benefit from a spell to the north. The experience will boost the Tories' 'level up' policy, he told a local newspaper.The sphere.
Well, can you imagine? Mr. Pinstripe and his business Mr. Suit gets off the East Flyer at Wakefield and asks the taxi driver.
"Sawat?" the taxi driver answers without looking up in the mirror. "It closed many years ago."
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Getty Images)One of the few benefits of Johnson's release from Downing Street is the Aside from his defeat rap, that means we'll never see Pokey Blonde Mop again.
He hates the place. they all do. But this lot is by no means non-entertaining.
A new survey found that most party members actually want the unsuccessful Johnson to stay in his 10th spot.
That fact alone should disqualify them from choosing the next prime minister. They believe his lies and forgive his crimes.
If the lost leader cannot be kept, Conservative followers want the fake Tyke Truss to take over the running of the country. probably on the ground.
She's a conservative talking watch. Third, it is too late for a party that thinks it was born to rule to stay sane. Or teeth. A. Disgrace, quoting her directly.
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University Hopes Jeremy Paxman has a long road ahead with Parkinson's after her 28 years at her challenge .
It will be difficult to keep up with him, but his successor Amol Rajan shares Paso's shyness. Bamber Gascoigne sat in the chair when I made an infamous appearance at the University of Nottingham in 1965, so he didn't have to suffer Paxo's bee-y humor. Losing the first round was bad enough.
No drought about bonuses
According to Ofwat, the regulator of the privatized industry, water supply The company is said to have "performed poorly." That must be an understatement for this year.
That's right, except for one thing: boss bonuses. They are good at that.
My supplier Yorkshire Water, partly owned by the Singapore government, shared £3.3m last year despite being unable to fix the leak. One of the wettest counties has declared a drought and banned over 5 million people from using hoses.
The biggest leak in the industry goes from cash to the bosom of the boss, and they have no incentive to hand it over. what off? Works as good as a chocolate fire guard.
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So-called animal lovers in the United Kingdom have responded to the killing of Freya the wandering walrus by calling Norwegian fisheries officials and their families sent death threats to she leaves her alone
The misanthropy seems to lead too easily to the misanthropy of these animal lovers – to commemorate her £1,300 Freyja in statue form, lest she be forgotten. Her £20,000 was collected.
