This week in the kitchen of Celebrity MasterChef, John Torode asked Nancy DeLorio, "What do you always have in your fridge?"
And millions of viewers countered with his one voice. for her next reality show appearance.
Of course, the big question here is whether Nancy will last long enough to decompress it into her second expressions such as "warmth" and "humility."
That's no doubt the main reason I was hypnotized by the return ofCelebrity MasterChef. Moon running in the sky.
Cult Awakened
It may sound familiar as hell, but I also really enjoy the format's challenging rhythm, and Jon Troode's and even felt there was something edgy about his Cub appearance - which gave timekeeper Greg Wallace a headache.
But the celebrity chef series can make the difference between life and death based on the strength of the reservation.
I reserve the right to completely change my mind next week, but my favorite slapstick legend Paul had her chuckle included her two, so early indications on this It was good. Danny Jones, McFly's answer to George Formby and a really good cook.
Of course, bad news always comes with the words 'comedian' and 'Edinburgh fringe'. These words were attached here to the person he called Kae Kurd. Likeable like Love Island's tantrum Faye Winter.
A prank like a celebrity masterchef offering her a snapper at the earliest opportunity would never stop her favorite show.
But it was Nancy DeLorio who took the absolute prize. She was liberally described on the show as "a quadrilingual media personality of hers", but often displayed it at the same time, as she demonstrated before the first round began.
"My Stomach has a butt."Greg and John must have been eating her "batfly" too when they released her in her kitchen. I think Celebrity Masterchef has discovered something special here. He is the only Italian in the world who can't cook anything.
Nancy started with baby food gunk that hardened like dental cement and finished with Melanzane her Parmigiana with the texture and look of Tigger's autopsy.
Then something terrible happened. Nancy was eliminated from the show, the scales fell from her eyes, and the strange reason why John and Greg looked so different was revealed as soon as the next episode started.
They are his two straight, white, working-class guys who host his BBC1 show in prime time. Obviously this used to happen a lot. Not anymore.
We were eliminated to such an extent that the host couldn't come up with another primetime beeb show right now that fits the description.
It's also been a very quick process and has been given a very clear focus by Commonwealth Games. There, the white man completely disappeared from his primetime hosting studio, and even the critic's position was barely tolerated.
I know the rules here, of course. I do not intend to draw attention to this arrangement. Much less do I complain that the new forms of discrimination may be as bad as the old ones.
But theBBC are now too unpopular with the awakened cult, and have actually taken advantage of the women's Euro suspension to call the England team 'too white'. ' he denounced.
And when an organization is caught up in such insane levels of political his correctness, the organization is probably trying to overplay it horribly, and the cultists are themselves in the process. Either you will destroy yourself, or you will destroy the entire BBC.
Of course, it's never too late to turn back. And given how little they actually want to include some groups, they dropped the gaslight mantra "diversity, equality, inclusion" and made it mean the same. Start by substituting phrases from famous master chefs who don't have. first place.
'Vegetables as heroes'
Beebe's Daily Lessons
On Tuesday nightBBC1 broadcast an impartial documentary about the British Empire. , highlighted all the wonderful gifts this flawed company has given the world.
Democracy, the rule of law, freedom of the press, schools, universities, civil servants, railroads, an age of unprecedented peace.
No, of course not.
It broadcast Tom Daley: Illegal To Be Me. This is an unfaithful load of his b******** awake who saw an Olympic diver trying to blame himself for all the sickness he has ever visited. The British Commonwealth's LGBTQ community and the legacy of anti-gay colonial law.
Daly explains exactly why some Commonwealth countries are no longer homophobic, or that he is gay in three countries/regions, Pakistan, Brunei Darussalam and northern Nigeria. turned into a capital offense.
But he didn't. In fact, Daley was "sick of being British" and was too busy telling activists that slavery had made him so much that for an hour he didn't even utter the word "Islam." I did.
It is an error of judgment because we cannot solve the problem without acknowledging all the sources of this homophobia, including those that the Guardian readers find offensive.
Ironically, however, Daly, who clearly aspires to play a hero, completes the documentary in true Imperial fashion.
If they were as scheming as they were savages, I imagine they would simply reply:
Unexpected idiots in the bagging area
Tipping Point, Ben Shepherd: "A Tudor monarch who was the daughter of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon"
Javy: "Victoria II"
Ben Shepard: "The word that is the name of a velvety burrowing mammal and also the name of a secret agent or informant."
Steve: "Squirrel."
The Chase, Bradley Walsh: "The titles held by Henry Cooper, John Inman and Danny LaRue. New Year's Eve. Kingrat. UK Heavyweight Champion."
Max: "UK Heavyweight Champion." When I saw the commercial "A baby is born", I thought King Herod had a point.
BBC1's All-Star Game failed to pixelate Noreen Khan's humiliating legs in the sprint his relay her event. Van der Valk's bombastic intrigues and clichés prevent his return to ITV in Amsterdam's glory. And Celebrity Masterchef contestant Faye Winter said: creetique. cricket me
The correct word is cretin.
Great insight into sports
MARTIN TYLER: ``The ball was blocked by Zuma and hit the chest in the face.''
Tim Sherwood: ``Positive feelings about Forest.
Kerri Pottharst: "It's not over, but it's over."
Micah Richards: "Well. Beck is the best player on the pitch, so is Trossard.”
(Edited by Graham Wray)
In Love Island: The Reunion,Laura Whitmore, who reportedly paid £600,000 to host the show, asks the eight finalists, 'Are you still making it?' She then asked Tasha and Andrew, "Are you still sinking?" Before that, she asksEkin-Su and Davide.
Tell me, is Laura's salary still sinking?
Great TV Lies and Delusions of the Month. The Commonwealth Games, Qasa Alom: "Let's talk a little bit more about women's T20 cricket, because I don't understand it enough."
Are You The One: Jordan, UK: "It doesn't sound arrogant, but I'm a very good looking kid."
Ariel Free: "That's it for another series of Apocalypse Wow. It was weird, wild, and wonderful."
Though, as the Queen once memorably said, memories vary.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, recently retired Mock the Week host Darra O'Brien wrote: Vee, James Acaster, Nish Kumar, Suzi Ruffell, Rhys James and Catherine Bohart were all Mock The Week alumni.
And that's eight reasons why he had to die.
TV Gold
ELAINE THOMPSON-HERAH's Poetry in Motion Sprint at the Commonwealth Games.
The beautiful reception the Birmingham crowd gave to the victory of Irish McColgan and Laura Muir.
Renowned Masterchef contestant Danny Jones inadvertently triggered a gag reflex when he praised miso marinated eggplant.
And Channel 4's epic Night Coppers is a reminder of the wisest things to say on a night out.
Lookalikes of the Week
Winners of the Week are Sky News Casters Kay Burley and Velma Off Scooby-DooColin Simpson, Sent from Wendover I was. Bucks.
The winning entry will receive £65 of him and a copy of Wilfred Bramble's official biography You Dirty Old Man.
