6 heat wave warnings that are bullshit if you ask me. by teen dickhead

Cool cars and vans seen in movies and TV Remember These six are a pain to own and drive in real life.

General Lee – Duke of Hazard

Cousins ​​Bo and Luke His Duke as he slides across the hood of his orange Dodge , effortlessly looked cool and jumped in through the window with the charger. But when he test drove his father's Ford in his Escort at the age of 9, the hood dented and he climbed out the window and nearly broke his neck. At least there were no dangerous flags on the roof.

Invisible Aston Martin – Die Another Day

A car as shit as the movies. Finding your car in a supermarket parking lot is hard enough by itself, so imagine trying to find this bandit when you pop out for a meal deal. Additionally, someone probably left a big dent after trying to get back into an apparently empty space.

KITT – Knight Rider

The immortal crime-fighting car that can talk to the driver that wowed kids in the 80's. Anyone who's ever used car navigation knows how infuriating it can be to have a robotic voice calmly tell you how to get out of a residential area. You're not even on your way to destroying a cargo of nuclear weapons. You drive to the dentist.

A-Team Van – A-Team

A-Team quickly escaped from high-security prison and life as a fugitive We decided to travel in a huge black van with distinctive red stripes on the sides. Had they tried, they couldn't have stood out any more.Yes, it looked cool, but if you pull a similar stunt, you'll be caught and banged within minutes.

Flintmobile – Flintstones

Fred Flintstones seemed to have it all. Good job, big house, beautiful wife. But his car was prehistoric junk. Not only was there a tire rock, but poor Fred certainly had to move it with his bruised and blistered feet. It didn't even have storage space. Why didn't I pick up the oversized ribs of a woolly mammoth instead?

DeLorean DMC-12 – Back to the Future

The only cool thing about this car is the Time His Travel feature and even that is a headache was. How are you supposed to reach 88 mph when you meander awkwardly through country lanes or nudge through commuter traffic? Also, the gullwing door is only an impressive novelty on first use - you'll be trading it in after a week.

By Ryan Whittaker

People talk a lot about hot weather. I mean, who ever jumped off a cliff and got hurt? The water is really soft. There are other things they are trying to scare you with.

Shards of glass can start fire

Whatever. It collects the sun's rays and ignites the dry grass. So why not make a ready-to-eat meal in a big bottle? It's just that scientists are messing with us again, like when they say ghosts aren't real. So how would you describe the noise in the old house?

You should not water your lawn

This warning may not apply immediately. The rain will fill the reservoir quickly. It always is. It's not that I care about the lawn. Like Blur, it is the old man that my father is obsessed with. No turf when a rap career takes off. I live in a luxury penthouse. You won't find me emptying the grass cuttings when I'm partying with a fine ass bitch.

You are at risk of dehydration

Everyone drinks something. Are you saying that some people can't afford a can of Monster? What kind of large-scale POV do you have to do? Frankly, some of us have bogus detectors and mine works now.

Don't leave your dog in a hot car

Dogs have open mouths because they sweat from their tongues. I looked it up on Google. Also, there is no record of a dog being melted. it just doesn't happen. I have crazy intelligence skills, so there's no point in trying to scare me with this dog bullshit.

Avoid exercising during the hottest part of the day

Practice mixed martial arts because you have to maintain your buffs. I won't give up Art practice in my bedroom. Endurance training if it's really stuffy. Even more dangerous is getting a little hot or sick when jumped by other crew members. 

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