Oops, she did it again - flashing her nipples and slightly showing her hip flexors, infuriating the patriarchy.
After Britney Spears broke the gears of her father (the man who happily sponge-fed his daughter for 13 years), now her lazy ex-husband (who happily It's the turn of the man who peeled the sponge off with a sponge).
In a totally unnecessary interview,Kevin Federline effectively accused Britney of marrying her model Sam her Asghari. June, her terrible mother; he is ashamed of her
"The boys (16-year-old Shaun Preston and her 15-year-old Jayden James) have decided not to see her now." Kevin proudlyI declared.
"It's been months since they met her. They decided not to go to her wedding."
It's not over yet, but Kevin, who loves strip clubs, has never been known for moral outspoken like Mary Whitehouse, buthis mother's nude Instagram photos have left teens horribly embarrassed.
"I'm trying to explain to them," he reverently added.
Oh, please. Britney is 40 years old. She's not dragging her knee length in the nursing home. she still has it Why shouldn't she show it off?
This is a global superstar who has sold over 100 million records. She is worth over £45million and owns two mansions. Kevin, who has appeared on the Australian weight loss show called Excess Baggage, is a former backing her dancer.
He is dating Britney after having an affair with a pregnant ex-boyfriend. His 2016 single, Hollywood, failed to chart. This is not a man to throw stones at. By publicly televising his very dirty linen, he certainly exposes his beloved boys to more scrutiny and to more ridicule.
Parents always Separated and not always given sole custody of the mother. Britney loves his sons and leaves them wanting nothing emotionally or materially.
She is only nine months out of her guardianshipwhich traumatizes and destroys her life. Her guardianship deprived her of all fundamental rights to make decisions about her career, finances, and personal life.
Give her time to adapt. The singer is clearly vulnerable. She's been riding vehicles her whole life. No wonder she is plagued with problems. As a result, Britney may be the most insane of homo sapiens.
Mom driving a Volvo inside and baking a cake." But why should they. See Madonna. She's 63 now, but she's still performing at Glamour.
She has many children. They didn't call child services, and her ex, Guy Ritchie,
J-Lo and Gwyneth Paltrow,, were also killed, aged 53 and 49, respectively. You'll receive kits on a regular basis at OFF to promote new skin creams.
Or, in Gwynnie's case, it might be a vibrating, lavender-scented vaginal bulb. No one runs for children.
Britney is from Louisiana and grew up in Trailer Her Park.
Much of her criticism of her is little more than parochial classism.
She's the only toxic parent here. That's not Britney.
"My stomach gets in the way."
OLA JORDAN is a woman like me. Forget all this, Bo-Po (body positive) nonsense - she's furious after stacking three stones in lockdown.
The former Strictly pro says she is determined to get back to her weights in fighting, adding that if her dancer husband James tries to lift her now, she will fall.
As to the declining sex life, she coolly added:
"When it comes to sex, my stomach gets in the way."
Oh, we've all been there.
Rishi likes wraps, Liz likes cheese. VOTE NOW
Like TV gladiators minus the pugilistic sticks,Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss have spent the past two weeks frantically stabbing each other and calling themselves "people." tried to kick out. people' each other.
Here are some useful pros and cons for those wondering who to vote for.
RISHI – Advantages
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LIZ – Advantages
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I in Meme
I WAS I was both happy and horrified to cover the aftermath of theWagatha Christie lawsuit as a meme this week.
A clip of Becky Vardythat I interviewed last week casually said she wanted to take Colleen to "Café Nero."
Totally Kenneth Williams-sounding, Carry On Cruising, circa 1962 – I replied, That's nice.
Final Score: Pun-Nil
Poor his Gary Lineker was lifted by his own blast.
Match of the Day Star's – Loves nothing but puns – deletes completely harmless tweet praising Lioness' stunning victory and Chloe pressured (read: bullied) to Kelly.
Winner Chloe threw off his shirt and celebrated in his sports bra when he scored a goal against Germany.
After joking that "Kelly is a hero of England," Gehry was accused of "casual, childish sexism," and in 1997 a commentator who apparently last laughed said, "Women I did what I could," he said loudly. t and you reduce their wins to bra jokes. Your misogyny and jealousy betray you. ”
Jealousy. This is the man who won his Golden Boot in the 1986 World Cup and today he is one of the most successful broadcasters in the country.
Gary, who is certainly no stranger to waking up, makes a similar gag about the men's game week after week.
Those who have the time and inclination to refute such soft jokes have no real problems. Or life.
For men he is a rule, for us he is not a child's glove.
Prem's ideas are so dirty
Spoiled footballers often struggle.
They make ridiculous amounts of money and rightfully so. , should undergo a stricter scrutiny than, say, a dentist.
However, the news that thePremier League's star player is to undergocompulsory sexual consent training It is alarming, following the accusations of
This means that every player is a sexual predator in waiting.
Of course, often players with more money than senses need to know right and wrong.
But how could a devoted and squeaky-clean husband or father, a man like Harry Kane, be subjected to such dirty and humiliating "training"? must you feel like
Harry, drop it
Oh, Harry. Did Wagatha Christie teach you anything?
Permanent Cross Prince filed her complaint against the government, the Metropolitan Police and Scotland Yard over their decision not to pay police protection when visiting from sunny California. I filed a second lawsuit.
Of course, Cross he said Harry has already sued the Home Office for its decision to remove his taxpayer-funded protection in 2020.
Public sympathy for this spoiled, entitled, utterly unconscious, millionaire ex-Etonian is already very thin.
The rest of us We're battling skyrocketing inflation and an unprecedented cost of living crisis, but the last thing we want to see other than Harry and Meghan preaching the environment from their reclining zebra skins via Zoom is... the private jet. Seats – More Lawyers Earn More Money.
Good night, boy.
