"If he wants to win,Rishi Snack will definitely win. Problem The question is whether he really wants to stay on top after many hurtful stories about his family's tax problems and being fined by the police at a party. If he wants to be, no Tory member will stand in his way."
An absolute idiot said on live TV about a month ago thatIt's a complete joke that I'm still writing a column for The Independent.
To be fair to the full cretin in question (if you haven't guessed, it was me), who can really say they foresaw how awful rishi snacks would be do you have
Is this really the same person who stepped into the political moguls two and a half years ago and started handing out hundreds of billions of pounds worth of free money? £500 million public money Collected and gave everyone half price Wagamama (plus some food myself). His personal his brands are£500 cashmere his hoodie, £150 flip-flops, £180 coffee his cup, and his private family estate was barely damaged by There is no question mark as to whether the correct amount of tax was paid.
Is this really him? A smooth, likable, and sincere rishi.For example, I may not fully understand your pain from not having a job or money, but at least it gives a very passable impression that you feelcan} it. The unimaginable stupidity of his Rishi Sunak in this leadership contest must have taken him by surprise. A truly toe-curling joke, and even a pause for laughter that followed, but that's yet to come. On stage in Darlington on Tuesday night, he gave a very long story. How great it is for him to see his children when he's campaigning. He waited in hopes that the Welsh crowd would be stunned by the lone words of the Welsh language.
He told the Darlington crowd that if he won, it wouldn't be long before he "eats Palmo around the table in the cabinet." , meals are rarely eaten around the table in the cabinet. mile round trip. They stared back in complete silence.
Maybe the signs were there. After all, he couldn't figure out how to use a contactless payment machine after filling up someone else's car for a photo. He also called it the "most embarrassing moment" of his life. but don't worry. ). More than joking, I have a hard time believing that the incident itself was embarrassing.
There was also a time when I felt awkward telling two school children how much Mexican he loved Coke. It seems to be made with pure sugar instead of fructose. He is one of strange things in and of itself. The playground rumors of the 1990s weren't entirely true, but they died out shortly after the internet became ubiquitous. See also Prince's ribs.
There are other causes. Who can really blame Sunak's campaign for getting worse and worse as the days go by? He was already told that he would die before reaching Everest. He's still fighting a battle he can't win. He calculated that his party would hate him for doing what the rest of the country probably considered honorable and finally putting Boris Johnson out of our misery.
If he frankly didn't do enough to convince people that he wasn't a tax evader, he would definitely be a tax evader. The end of his election prospects.
Sunak's latest wheeze is his 'his 10-point plan for the UK'. Creative ideas such as "rebuilding the economy" and "winning the next general election" are included. Is Rishi Sunak aware that this is not what is known as a "plan"? He doesn't seem to understand that this is a Christmas list and it's his job to deliver the gifts, not ask for them.
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It's still a few weeks away. Things are unlikely to get any worse, but they will definitely get worse.
Snack, though he is only 42, historically has a poor prognosis for British politicians who have been close to party leaders but have failed. Running for leadership is really a one-time thing.
There are exceptions, butEd Daveyis currently the only person to have run Ed Davey, and although he lost to Jo Swinson in 2019 and won shortly thereafter, , luckily it was not. Having made a very public fool of myself in the process.
It is worth noting that not so long ago, Rishi Snak was once a person from the future. In fact, he will be pondering for decades after perhaps the most spectacular political self-immolation in history.
