Tough times folks That's why I want to help you find your voice. Here's how to assert yourself in a less intimidating and unfeminine way:
At work
Your boss hired you There is a reason for of your pretty face. He wants to hear your opinion at the meeting, so don't be afraid to speak up and let him know you support his ideas. But be careful. Finding flaws or suggesting alternatives demoralizes. No one likes a negative Nancy.
On TV
Speaking as a man, and especially as a feminist, seeing a woman just stuck in the background is eye-pleasing Tired. Sing a nice song in the limelight, talk about dresses and shoes...it will be a distraction from the dreaded harpies who "joke" about their periods.
On the go
Hardworking women in retail and hospitality have been worn out for too long. Many of you have been explicitly told not to even give me a smile, let alone compliment my purchase. Agree with my complaint about the laugh-out-loud bitch in the corner.
Online
It's very difficult to find a woman who likes scrolling through the grossly misogynistic men's rights forums on Reddit. Why not try it? Say hello to us the next time you're online.
Dating
To be honest, I don't want a girl with no personality and I want her to be confident in herself. But be humble. It's not just you. Is this really confusing? If you want, I can take it slow this time.
If UK what happens if they raise wages hit by a sharp inflation? Avoid yet another financial crisis with this government advice.
Ask for higher wages
It doesn't matter if wages aren't keeping up with rising prices. All you have to do is kick open the door to your boss's office, show him the bad news on the phone, and demand a $20 raise. They look at your point of view, pick up a blower, and ask HR to add some zeros to the end of your payment packet... problem solved.
Living with your parents
Are you struggling to pay the rent that has doubled in recent years? If your grandparents are still alive, move back in with your parents who had to move back in with your grandparents and save some money. Gathering around a candle to keep warm, everyone looks like a happy Victorian family of beggars.
Cancel your Netflix account
The £10.99 monthly fee you are paying Netflix is the cause of all your financial pain. This is why I can't afford a home security deposit or her £5,300 utility bill. The government is doing all it can by reluctantly subsidizing you for intercourse, so it's time to sacrifice one of the few joys left in your life to lose weight.
Get another job
Yes, you have a low-paying day job and an even poorer side job at night, but you may still be able to do more. There must be a way you can monetize sleep and unprofitable bathroom breaks, right? The internet is full of weirdos who pay good money to see stuff like that.
Energy companies Working at
Have you seen how much they make from their bonuses? Even if you only work there for a few months, you probably will have it for the rest of your life. How hard would it be to sit in your office and see a graph with a vertical profit line that stretches to the ceiling? Email your resume, then put your feet up.
