You are away on vacation with a gift. Do you feel like you have to go home? Go home sad. Here are some lazy choices that no one will appreciate.
Cheesy memorabilia
Splash it with the name of the luxury vacation destination you are 'making memories'. please. Galapagos Islands fridge magnets are pretty brutal to remind them how much better your vacation is than theirs.In fact, fridge magnets are crap. At the very least, you can opt for a practical keyring or tea towel.
Same for all
A "special" bottle of balsamic vinegar for my mother until she sees the exact same thing would seem like a thoughtful gift for your sister's house, your brother's house, your grandmother's house... Maybe they get the message and stop buying your stuff when they leave, and the whole "generosity" charade could end.
fatal typical local alcohol
Rough sangria is a staple. But try a bottle of the local spirit, which might cost them their eyesight...and knowing that everyone has never been to Mexico, they can't even re-gift. In, they take up space on the alcohol shelf until the day they die, and are routinely tricked into thinking they have extra bottles of wine left, only to be disappointed when they fancy a drink. 35}
Accessories
It is a curse to give scarves and necklaces to people you meet regularly. Sometimes I ruin their clothes with it so as not to offend you. And it's even more of a nightmare when it comes to giant seashell necklaces and fancy rock bracelets from beaches they've never been to and everyone has questions.
Airport Panic Purchase
Airport. A bottle of vodka at a reduced price, M&M's novelty his pack, and other things that have absolutely nothing to do with where you're on vacation. It's clearly a panic buy. Leave it in a duty-free bag and don't even pretend.On the flip side, at least they might enjoy it.
Something good
Buying something expensive or really thoughtful is the worst thing you can do. That's it. Because your friend will either try to find something as nice to give back by ruining their vacation, or feel sick of the awful presents they already have (all of the above).
I think you, as Finance Minister, can do something about inflation. You are clearly ignorant of politics and do not realize that I have no power to intervene. Here's why:
It's beyond my control
The economy is a mysterious beast with many strange moving parts. My job is to manage it, but the financial system is a global force and cannot be tamed by mere mortals.
I don't quite know what I'm doing
See, it's been an upward slump throughout my career. I took this job because my ex-boyfriend got mad at me for a promotion. I have no clue how inflation works, much less how to bring it down. It will probably disappear if you ignore it. I studied chemical engineering for Christ.
I am on vacation
I knew how to help, but I couldn't. The government is currently on summer vacation so it is physically impossible for me to draft a bill to help the poor buy food. Lying in a hammock and he's done intercourse for a week and maybe he's refreshed enough to help.
My mind is not focused on work
Like any job, the first few days were fun. . There was a mad fight for the coveted position and then I turned on the guy who hired me... good times. However, the shine rubbed off quickly. It mostly involves looking at spreadsheets and gradually realizing that everything is beyond repair. You just flip the switch.
Hitting the poor is a key Tory policy
Many of our supporters believe that reckless people Very fond of punishing for being poor. And cracking down on the "handout" makes them sexually aroused. Therefore, there is no point in messing with the economy if only small people are suffering. And of course you're too busy with food and hot water things to pay attention to politics and drive us out.
