Bosnia and Herzegovina

Vic dana: Lav i bik

Sjede lav i bik za šankom i piju. U neko doba zazvoni lavu mobitel.

Javlja se lav kad ono njegova žena:

- "Hajde brzo kući iz te birtije, čekam te!", na šta će lav:

- "Evo draga stižem odmah."

I tako, krene lav plaćati račun i da popije šta mu ostalo u čaši pa da krene kući, a bik će:

- "E, da mene tako žena zove kad sam u birtiji sa prijateljima, ne bi to tako prošlo. Ja bih ostao u kafani s društvom, a ne brže bolje kući!"

A, na to će njemu lav:

- "Razumijem ja tebe, prijatelju, ali moja žena je lavica, a tvoja je krava!"

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