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As Jeff Bezos prepares for his historic flight to space, there are a lot of people who don’t want him to come back.
Thousands, in fact.
A petition has been started asking humans to slam the door on Bezos when he tries to return to his home planet.
The “Petition To Not Allow Jeff Bezos Re-Entry To Earth,” on Change.org was created by Jose Ortiz, who jokingly (?) starts off by revealing Bezos’ true identity.
“Jeff Bezos is actually Lex Luthor, disguised as the supposed owner of a super successful online retail store,” Ortiz states.
“However, he’s actually an evil overlord hellbent on global domination. We’ve known this for years.
He adds: “Jeff has worked with the Epsteins and the Knights Templar, as well as the Freemasons to gain control over the whole world. He’s also in bed with the flat earth deniers; it’s the only way they’ll allow him to leave the atmosphere. Meanwhile our government stands by and lets it happen.”
The petition concludes with the goal of the petition: “This may be our last chance before they enable the 5G microchips and perform a mass takeover.”
At the time of writing, nearly 11,000 people have signed the petition in hopes of stopping Bezos from re-entry.
The petition is hoping to reach 15,000.
Bezos and three other passengers, including his brother, Mark Bezos, and a mystery millionaire, are set to take the historic flight aboard the New Shepard spacecraft developed by his company, Blue Origin.
Unfortunately for those petitioning against Bezos’ return home, it’s safe to say Blue Origin wouldn’t allow that to happen to its owner.
Plus, it’s only a 10-minute flight to get up to space; they wouldn’t be able to assemble a padlock to Earth that quickly.
One would need to be the richest man in the world to even attempt that.