Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Hereâ€™s a roundup of the best we saw:
OMO SUNLIGHT one kill KLIN,GOOD MAMA use MAGIK save am,ARIEL narrated to NITTOL but he was WAWed https://t.co/wRAMo3VpDr
— BEARDED SMALLIE ğŸ‘³ğŸ’¦ğŸŒ (@SMITHIEstan) October 26, 2020
Dear klin, here in Nigeria we dont say Waw when we're surprised, We say Omo.
— C Y N O S U R E … (@AlsoHeracles) October 26, 2020
— M. Obafemi (@teedepth) October 26, 2020
Honestly, what is this?
Guys who stay in Lagos fornicate 10 times over in their mind daily
Like…all these babes for one state?ğŸ¤¥
— your girlfriend's boyfriendğŸ’€ğŸ‡³ğŸ‡¬ (@Tohmmie_) October 26, 2020
Thatâ€™s why itâ€™s called the centre of excellence.
People on wheel chair whenever they see two step verification pic.twitter.com/7umKuO689w
— âœğ–—ğ–ğ–•ğ–•ğ–ğ–Šâ˜ (@lhilchrix) October 25, 2020
This is not supposed to be funny.
If Iâ€™ve never sent you FREE food. Youâ€™ve never been good to me ğŸ™‚
— The Lazy Chef ğŸ‘¨ğŸ½â€ğŸ³ (@TheLazyCheff) October 26, 2020
If you want to get free food.
Twitter boys using scope to sneak from knock knock to knack knack pic.twitter.com/A2ZBYa8aAj
— FEMI OF KETU ğŸ¦ğŸ¦ (@Clar_Olufemi) October 26, 2020
Fashola Sherlock Holmes should tell us whether na Jubril or Buhari
— Pogllins ğŸŒ (@Pog_llins) October 26, 2020
Let us see those who are smart.
Guess the animal? ğŸ¤·ğŸ½â€â™‚ï¸ pic.twitter.com/yjgVvJtg53
— PAPI el CHULOğŸ€„ï¸ (@saleempapi10) October 26, 2020
What is this tweet?
My reaction when she give more attention to others than me. https://t.co/KVgdmBuVna
— Omo Iya Elero ğŸ˜ŠğŸ‡ğŸ»#NeoTribe #ENDSARS (@Therealqb4) October 26, 2020
Go and make money.
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