Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Why are kids always surprised when I beg them for food and they give me and I eat it? Oh you thought I’d do like your dad and say no thank you? Hunger dey street little one, hand the biscuit over
— Oris (@_Ortodox) April 7, 2020
Imagine having to tell someone who doesn’t understand sarcasm “Sorry, I’m kidding” after everything you say because you don’t want them to feel bad. 🤦♂️
— Duke of Ibadan 🀄️ (@AsiwajuLerry) April 7, 2020
I have watched Acrimony 8 times. Have blamed the man 4 times, blamed the lady 4 times.
The director of that movie is a confused person.
— MONITORING_SPIRIT (@Sonjoe_Kutuh) April 7, 2020
There is something so sexy about Men when they are driving. The look, the concentration on their faces, the position of their arms. The confident overtaking a trailer,
Guys that trek won’t understnd.😥
— Igbo Made ★ (@chinemekalu_) April 7, 2020
So you’re angry that you called me and I didn’t answer? What of Jesus that has been calling you sinceeeee. Have you answered him???? Mchtewww Goansleep joor 😒
— 🍷 Daddy oyoyo (@Blaaq_ie) April 7, 2020
Dear Landlord, I hope you’re not counting this isolation period as part of my house rent?
Na government say make we stay inside o.
— Samuel Mbah (@Mbahdeyforyou) April 7, 2020
Mba, you must pay that house rent.
This lockdown is a bad news for all 40 seconds men.
No way to blame madam at all or complain, na work stress. Do your duty. 😏
— A LIGHT ❤ (@RealTambou) April 7, 2020