What it means to ‘Squirt’, Detty December on a Budget, 91 days in January | Funny tweets we saw from Nigerians today
Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
Wahala for who nor get friend o…
It’s the whole tweet for us!
Squirting is actually the involuntary release of dilute urine during sexual excitation.
A 2015 Research proved that:
•Squirt fluid is essentially urine.
•Squirt fluid comes from the bladder.
To squirt is to pee.
But not many people know this.
To know more, RT this thread…— #OurFavOnlineDoc 🩺🇳🇬🇬🇧💎 (@DrOlufunmilayo) December 1, 2020
Wahala for who nor be doctor o!
Where is the lie?
You want to Detty December with 50k ??? Better go to the village and celebrate Christmas in peace— CHECK YOUR DM (@DrightSauce) December 1, 2020
Nigeria is the largest exporter of crude oil in Africa ahead of Angola ,Algeria,Libya but today nigeria will import fuel from Niger republic that export cows all thanks to @MBuhari .— brooda John #SoroSokeGeneration (@Nigeriangod_) December 1, 2020
Something is obviously wrong.
What is in Niger Republic they are not letting us know ?
Maina was arrested there, they are also importing fuel from the said location.— Mazi Olisa®️🦁 (@nee_dles) December 1, 2020
Religious Fanaticism is Why One Person Will decide To calculate nonsense Just so Thier answer Can be 666.— Sheylex™❁ (@djsheylex) December 1, 2020
Wahala for who nor sabi math o
Pls don’t tell me Happy new month if credit alert won’t follow 😒— RERE 🧛 (@rereayodele) December 1, 2020
Happy new month!
I Hate Loosing My Male Friends Just Because i Turned Down Their Proposal😑😑— Queen vee💕💕 (@Mar_vee1) December 1, 2020
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