These "devil dolls" launched on the beaches of Texas are horrifying to John Oliver.
Only online at his HBO show "Last Week Tonight", a 45-year-old British-Americancame in during the holiday week ofand was randomly found along 40. Discussed annoying baby dolls-a mile stretch in southern Texas.
He played a video from a local news station that 30 dolls were found on the beach.
"Something may already be looking at you, so see where you step in," the local news reportersaid in a clip.
"Burn them — burn them now," Oliver begged. "I hate those dolls. I hate them very much."
He went on to show a close-up of some dolls. Many of them appeared to be shaved or otherwise missing, but were replaced by rocks, burnnacles, and other debris.
"Look at this," Oliver said of the doll covered in green "war" paint. "Look at these blank eyes. Look at the skull and crossbones drawn on the chest. What do you want? What do you know?" Asked a very excited host.
However, there was something that stood out. One of the doll's heads with a wide open mouth was sold at the auction for $ 35. Immediately considering it as a sex doll, Oliver demanded that "the head of that sex doll and anyone who bought it should throw it directly into the middle of the sea!"
Oliver envisioned some ways to get rid of the doll before vowing to take care of her creepy.
"This is my firm offer," he suggested to the Turtle Reserve. "We donate $ 10,000 to a turtle and marine wildlife rehabilitation program and reluctantly buy all the remaining dolls (normal or gender) you have.
" Yes, we do it, and decisively-I promise-we have the best way to destroy all of these s-ts for you, for you. I'll find out. "Oliver promised someone to go to the beach.
