Holiday over. So — with our world in peril — what’s Day One’s only intelligent subject for a high-class, underpaid brilliant columnist like me to report? Then I realized. One lone topic exists. Thus, to elevate you all, I now interview an A-1 porn star.
Lisa Ann Corpora: “I’m from Easton, Penn. In the industry 30 years. I saw adult film stars seeing the world, so I started working clubs in Jersey and the Northeast.
“Adult content is a legal business within the US. Lucrative. Billions of dollars. International events. I never paid to travel. I was always paid to go everywhere. Some perceive it with guilt, unsure when time comes to move forward. Not me. Me, it’s a gift to my financial wellness.
“It’s a business. Very big money. Not recommended for everybody. I’ve since done it with men, women, everyone. I wasn’t doing drugs or drinks. Many businesses you get spit up and out the other side if you don’t know who you are. I started watching it like a coach eyeing a football game. Analyzing. I’ve watched porn with my guy. It’s can I do this? That? Studying it.
“2008 I played Sarah Palin in one movie when she was McCain’s running mate. She was not thrilled. I even had to learn to say ‘You betcha.’ ”
So, how does a film director get a guy ready when he’s not ready?
“Sometimes a problem. He needs to pull himself into another room. It’s a mental game for these guys. Usually takes them some time away to refocus. We don’t redo scenes. That’d be a whole ’nother day. We keep shooting until it’s the content we like, then edit out what we didn’t like.”
If you had a daughter, would you want her in the porn industry?
“I’d have to know why. Mine was survival. I’d have a conversation about it, say give it time, no hasty decision for a few months because it’s pros, cons, affects your life forever.”
Lisa Ann’s behind and boobs have graduated. She’s now a radio star. She broadcasts on SiriusXM. With her clothes on.
Heirs to the scholarly thrones
May 2023. Prince Achileas of Greece graduated NYU. Prince of a guy, he’s grandson of King Constantine II and Queen Anne-Marie, who is Queen Margrethe of Denmark’s sister. Also, lest he need a leg up, great-nephew to Spain’s Queen Sofía.
Prince Hashem just graduated King’s Academy High founded in Jordan by his own father, King Abdullah II, so he’ll schlep here for higher education. Just now big sis, Princess Salma, also King Abdullah and Queen Rania’s kid, graduated University of Southern California.
In Wales, King Felipe VI and Queen Letizia of Spain sat with cousins King Willem-Alexander and Queen Máxima at the commencement of Atlantic College. Princess Leonor, heir to the Spanish throne, and the Netherlands Princess Alexia grabbed their diplomas same time.
May the next generation enroll in Kings County.
Screen Actors Guild (SAG) is reissuing old-time movies with old-time stars. Brings new meaning to the word SAG.
Only in Hollywood, kids, only in Hollywood.
