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Tonight's monologue is about priorities, media priorities, government priorities (as there are differences), and your priorities that don't matter to the government.
A fun story from New York. A thug knocks Diner out with an unprovoked attack, fractures his skull and puts him in a coma. He said it was fun. The attacker was recently released from prison for rape. I know – he's probably a victim of the system, and by system I mean what we used to call law and order.
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, where is he now? Now, after his attempted murder charge was downgraded to a misdemeanor. And now he can beat and rape freely. Now, spectators, get back in your car and enjoy.
Because keeping him in prison would make him a victim, and that is his job, to make victims. So it wasn't said that bail reform was only for non-violent felonies. But it's the bait and the switch.If you order a steak medium well, the waiter punches you in the face instead.
Again, politicians, left-wing DAs, and judges with law-abiding citizens. Russian do his roulette. And every time they pass something like bail reform, it's like they're adding another bullet to the chamber of a gun aimed at your head. } For them, the city is nothing more than an experimental aquarium. How many piranhas are hiding in the corner castle?
So this rapist is out. As the prosecutor puts it, it's like saying, "You did a good job at raping, but you still need to hone your skills at murdering. So get out there and don't come back until you're good at it." You might think Mayor Eric Adams would do all this, but he's doing more lip service than Pelosi's plastic surgeon.
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Outdoors At first he was a cop, but now he's a construction worker. Anyone seeing patterns here. I think there are villagers who live alone.
So he demolished the hut because people were peeing. fair enough. But if the mayor smashed everything peeed on in New York, there would be nothing left, including Madonna. I do not understand.
I question Adam's priorities, unless the criminal is disguised as a storeroom. Like Brian Stelter's cholesterol, this isn't his biggest problem right now.People are being attacked and murdered. Nero may have fiddled, but Eric is banging.
So what is the Governor of New York doing? She announced that she had signed a bill replacing the word salesman with salesman. This is to support women in the workplace. yes. help. She's the real Leah Thomas. Her rapes have increased her by 10% and she is replacing men with people. This is really her priority. yes. 911. What is an emergency? I just got attacked by a clerk. You mean the salesperson. We will send it by express car. But not for him, ma'am. For you.
Someone should remind governors that while jobs may be genderless, victims of violent crimes do.Many of them are women.
Therefore, no New Yorker should buy the ******** she sells, whether it is a salesman or a salesperson. By the way, this is the same idiot who replaced the word inmate with the imprisoned. It helps. fine. I would like to call violent criminals incarcerated, but no one is incarcerated anymore.
I believe the prisoner runs the asylum, but I can't see him anymore. I don't want it to be cancelled. And I tell people to complain to the government, but it does no good.
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But this is all fake. Meaningless signals of virtue in a crumbling city. It's a disease that plagues this entire nation thanks to the fake news media judging what's important and what's not.
Few stories are more relevant than blood loss. But now it's all Trump. And I get it. He wrote mean tweets to keep you up at night. But the last time I checked, he roamed the streets, killing people like the MS 13 gang members he once called animals, and wasn't upsetting Pelosi endlessly. Remember that. None of those culprits were orange.
So businesses are closing, people are leaving the city for the same reasons they left Kat's apartment, crime and decay are happening, and the media is turning to true atrocities such as tax evasion. Focus on action. Guilty. And sure, the accusations had nothing to do with his relationship with Trump...but the 75-year-old man is set to go to Rikers Island, a prison, while his attempted murderer roams free. . why. Because our media is only interested in things that smell of Trump. Apparently including Melania's clothes.
Literally don't rate the news. The media knows that hatred of Trump has paid a price. It's not a story that actually affects your life. Besides, on the punishment spectrum, it is the thug who is oppressed, and the oppressor is you.
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The fact is, until these left-wing leaders feel the real experience of real crime, they don't care. Governor Abbott sent immigrants to liberal cities so they could see the results of his policies. It's time to do it with a bang. I want to send a freed violent felon to a judge and the attorney's office who released him. Shit, I'll pay for Uber.
But of course I can't do this because if something happens to the judges or the Soros-funded DA, I'll be a deputy. And that's my point. I'm just like Judge and DA, every time he one of these mongrels they release hurts someone else again, they're an accessory too. It's a shame they don't get the credit.
Greg Gutfeld is currently the host of "Gutfeld" on FOX News Channel (FNC). (Weekdays at 11pm/ET) and "The Five" (Weekdays at 5pm/ET). In 2007 he joined the network as a contributor. He is the author of several books. His latest is "The Plus: Self-Help for People Who Hate Self-Help" Click here for more information about Greg Gutfeld.
